Looking for advice?
Maybe you need to ask the lord himself? Who better to answer to than our lord and saviour J. Christ? Knower of everything, market-leader in global infomerce industries. Go ahead! Give it a try. Even a magical elf can give you good advice.
You've been looking in all the wrong places
What would you give for ultimate proof of your truth of words? Your e-mail address? Your social security number? Power of attorney? Your soul?
Well, I ask very little from your part. All I want, is your e-mail address.
PS. If you have any questions, you can mail me.